Ahoy there my lovely lady! I hope my randomly pestering you isnt too random that you dismiss it and carry on with your day and ignore this. Though i dont mean to interrupt whatever malarkey it is youre probably busy with too so yeah... Anyway hello there! I was thinking which in itself can be a terribly dangerous thing what with a mind as wide and empty as mouth full of fist instead of teeth! But i was wondering if i could have your assistance with something? Nothing pressing or dangerous or dangerously pressing as such so no worrying if thats your thing. Anyway! let me know eh? (; *Casually shoots pistols into the air and barrel rolls off*
jake dear!! ^U^ of coUrse i woUld be happy to assist yoU! no malarky woUld prevent me from otherwise! it is delightfUl to hear from yoU once more, i mUst say yoU have had Us all a wee smidge worried. bUt never mind all that! what can i do for yoU? :U
Gosh i am sorry about that i never meant to worry anyone but you know when time just kind of pulls the smoke screen down over your eyes? making you think its only been a few days before you realize holy shit youve been away longer than a dickens novel! Ah but yes if its not too personal and no botheration i was wondering if you would be able to help me learn how to dance?
Indeed you! I thought about it and well i know how blasted shy you can be NOT THAT THATS A BAD THING! But youre more .. Darn it whats the word im searching for? Classy? Lady like? *Dabs sweat drops from brow with a handkerchief due to making you uncomfortable* What im trying to say is i dont mind if youre not a raging ballroom champ! I get the feeling roxy would tell me to drop it like its hot and shake her tusshy like its nobodies business and asking strider would be... well just plane awkward. Youre not a last choice by all means! Just a more dainty one if that makes sense?
dainty hm? Oh! erm. bUt i am not Uncomfortable, not really! actUally that soUnds like qUite the bit of fUn! jUst. oh bUgger. i fear this will be more of an shared attempt by Us both, than any amoUnt of teaching on my part. ~u~ as long as yoU are not opposed to a cooperative ventUre in the land of *stUmbles and rhythm*, i woUld gladly join yoU.
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I was thinking which in itself can be a terribly dangerous thing what with a mind as wide and empty as mouth full of fist instead of teeth! But i was wondering if i could have your assistance with something?
Nothing pressing or dangerous or dangerously pressing as such so no worrying if thats your thing. Anyway! let me know eh? (;
*Casually shoots pistols into the air and barrel rolls off*
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of coUrse i woUld be happy to assist yoU! no malarky woUld prevent me from otherwise!
it is delightfUl to hear from yoU once more, i mUst say yoU have had Us all a wee smidge worried.
bUt never mind all that!
what can i do for yoU? :U
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Ah but yes if its not too personal and no botheration i was wondering if you would be able to help me learn how to dance?
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time can be rather troUblesome when we least sUspect.
dance? me?
bUt
i am hardly the expert on sUch matters.
never had the partner for it, really.
woUld yoU not prefer someone more qUalified? :U
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*Dabs sweat drops from brow with a handkerchief due to making you uncomfortable*
What im trying to say is i dont mind if youre not a raging ballroom champ! I get the feeling roxy would tell me to drop it like its hot and shake her tusshy like its nobodies business and asking strider would be... well just plane awkward. Youre not a last choice by all means! Just a more dainty one if that makes sense?
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Oh! erm.
bUt i am not Uncomfortable, not really!
actUally that soUnds like qUite the bit of fUn!
jUst.
oh bUgger.
i fear this will be more of an shared attempt by Us both, than any amoUnt of teaching on my part. ~u~
as long as yoU are not opposed to a cooperative ventUre in the land of *stUmbles and rhythm*, i woUld gladly join yoU.