ok 2o ii realiize 2iince you are not a member of my 2peciie2 de2piite your co2play and you are my almo2t ki2me2ii2'2 bff or whatever ii have le22 than zero obliigatiion two giive a fuck. 2o plea2e tell me that ii 2hould not feel miildly perturbed about you wiith biitchy mcbiitchfiit 2o ii can return two that. and that he ii2 apparently your ii dont even remember what a brother ii2 except that iit ii2 a mammaliian form of beiing genetiicaly siimiila and related 2omehow? wait hang on let me preface your an2wer by 2ayiing that thii2 ii2 not an expre22iion of concern, he ju2t 2eem2 liike that much of a diick.
['Preface' or not, there is a bit of a pause because wow, she didn't really expect this from you.]
U_U we call eachother by sibling titles becaUse it is easier for others to Understand, bUt the trUth is we are more than that, we cherUb are inextricably connected. he has been present in my life for as long as i have drawn breathe and he is also the one responsible for ending it.
well yes and no. i confess the sUbject woUld have been a cUriosity to me regardless, althoUgh yoU are correct in assUming it occUred in a time recently prior to my arrival.
bUt all that matters little now. i fear, i shall likely be experiencing it again, sometime soon.
i sUppose i am jUst Used to the idea. why, i can hardly remember a time when he hasn't been promising to mUrder me. i can only remain flUstered for so long and as he comes from a time where he has already sUcceeded, it is rather difficUlt for me to dismiss the possibility of a reoccUrance.
do not misUnderstand, i woUld rather things not come to it. bUt he is right. i did lose.
Ahoy there my lovely lady! I hope my randomly pestering you isnt too random that you dismiss it and carry on with your day and ignore this. Though i dont mean to interrupt whatever malarkey it is youre probably busy with too so yeah... Anyway hello there! I was thinking which in itself can be a terribly dangerous thing what with a mind as wide and empty as mouth full of fist instead of teeth! But i was wondering if i could have your assistance with something? Nothing pressing or dangerous or dangerously pressing as such so no worrying if thats your thing. Anyway! let me know eh? (; *Casually shoots pistols into the air and barrel rolls off*
jake dear!! ^U^ of coUrse i woUld be happy to assist yoU! no malarky woUld prevent me from otherwise! it is delightfUl to hear from yoU once more, i mUst say yoU have had Us all a wee smidge worried. bUt never mind all that! what can i do for yoU? :U
Gosh i am sorry about that i never meant to worry anyone but you know when time just kind of pulls the smoke screen down over your eyes? making you think its only been a few days before you realize holy shit youve been away longer than a dickens novel! Ah but yes if its not too personal and no botheration i was wondering if you would be able to help me learn how to dance?
Indeed you! I thought about it and well i know how blasted shy you can be NOT THAT THATS A BAD THING! But youre more .. Darn it whats the word im searching for? Classy? Lady like? *Dabs sweat drops from brow with a handkerchief due to making you uncomfortable* What im trying to say is i dont mind if youre not a raging ballroom champ! I get the feeling roxy would tell me to drop it like its hot and shake her tusshy like its nobodies business and asking strider would be... well just plane awkward. Youre not a last choice by all means! Just a more dainty one if that makes sense?
dainty hm? Oh! erm. bUt i am not Uncomfortable, not really! actUally that soUnds like qUite the bit of fUn! jUst. oh bUgger. i fear this will be more of an shared attempt by Us both, than any amoUnt of teaching on my part. ~u~ as long as yoU are not opposed to a cooperative ventUre in the land of *stUmbles and rhythm*, i woUld gladly join yoU.
you know ii am not u2ually one two 2ay thii2, becau2e ii tend two be one of tho2e people who ha2 a lot of trouble lettiing thiing2 go. and ii would argue that iin mo2t ca2e2 beiing here doe2nt change much of anythiing, except that ii cant keep the people who de2erve two be dead permanently dead. but iin thii2 ca2e, fuck that guy. who care2, dont ju2t take that lyiing down.
APOLOGIES FOR THE TIMING, i've been meaning to send this for a while
if youre down for it yeah thatd be cool ive been looking for something for a friend and i dont think im gonna luck out and find it in any shop ill compensate you btw so if you can do it im not gonna like be some kind of cheap tool and cop out on you
oh shUsh, i don't reqUire any sort of payment. what good woUld having these powers be, if i didn't Use them? anything i can craft is jUst more practice for me, i say! and we already discUssed that there woUld be no tool sales here, hee hee. it is no bother, really. i woUld be happy to make yoUr friend something.
haha ok ill continue to monitor the resident tools for any sales before slamming down the banhammer instituted at the decree of queen calliope so if youre sure
[He's going to gift her art supplies.]
im looking for a foam fetal mr t in a jar i dont know if youve got a mr t equivalent in your pop cultural repertoire but just in case you dont i made a reference here
[It's less shitty than usual because accuracy might be semi important. Maybe?]
oh my. that certainly is an UnUsUal reqUest! :U something like this is for a nostalgic sort of valUe, i take it?
[It is odd, yes, but who is she to judge?]
i am not altogether familiar with this sort of character, no. bUt i shoUld be able to manage, me thinks! are the entire jar's content's comprised of foam? or jUst the small man creatUre? erm. is that what yoU call the mr. t?
yeah kind of its sort of a long story thats too boring to really get into so lets just say alchemiter hijinks were at play but yup thats mr t a foam fetal version of him anyway the actual mr t was this huge ripped dude famous for pitying the fool instead of chilling in a jar filled with formaldehyde at least thats what i think it is formaldehyde but if thats too weird i figure you could make it foam or water too its not like anyones ever gonna open it and find out well ok the guy im giving it to might but theres nothing to preserve in plush puppet ass and for all i know the formaldehyde might denature it although i guess water might do the same thing and the formaldehydes more authentic so yeah formaldehyde if thats doable
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day 250
2o plea2e tell me that ii 2hould not feel miildly perturbed about you wiith biitchy mcbiitchfiit 2o ii can return two that.
and that he ii2 apparently your
ii dont even remember what a brother ii2 except that iit ii2 a mammaliian form of beiing genetiicaly siimiila and related 2omehow?
wait hang on let me preface your an2wer by 2ayiing that thii2 ii2 not an expre22iion of concern, he ju2t 2eem2 liike that much of a diick.
day 250
sollUx??
['Preface' or not, there is a bit of a pause because wow, she didn't really expect this from you.]
U_U
we call eachother by sibling titles becaUse it is easier for others to Understand,
bUt the trUth is we are more than that, we cherUb are inextricably connected.
he has been present in my life for as long as i have drawn breathe
and he is also the one responsible for ending it.
day 250
...2o that2 why you a2ked about beiing dead, huh.
[Anticlimatic as that is, it's the only thing he can think to say off the top of his head.]
day 250
bUt all that matters little now.
i fear, i shall likely be experiencing it again, sometime soon.
day 250
[What is he supposed to say to that?]
no offen2e but iit 2ound2 more liike youre re2iigned two the fact rather than really worriied about iit.
day 250
i sUppose i am jUst Used to the idea. why, i can hardly remember a time when he hasn't been promising to mUrder me. i can only remain flUstered for so long and as he comes from a time where he has already sUcceeded, it is rather difficUlt for me to dismiss the possibility of a reoccUrance.
do not misUnderstand, i woUld rather things not come to it.
bUt he is right. i did lose.
no subject
I was thinking which in itself can be a terribly dangerous thing what with a mind as wide and empty as mouth full of fist instead of teeth! But i was wondering if i could have your assistance with something?
Nothing pressing or dangerous or dangerously pressing as such so no worrying if thats your thing. Anyway! let me know eh? (;
*Casually shoots pistols into the air and barrel rolls off*
no subject
of coUrse i woUld be happy to assist yoU! no malarky woUld prevent me from otherwise!
it is delightfUl to hear from yoU once more, i mUst say yoU have had Us all a wee smidge worried.
bUt never mind all that!
what can i do for yoU? :U
no subject
Ah but yes if its not too personal and no botheration i was wondering if you would be able to help me learn how to dance?
no subject
time can be rather troUblesome when we least sUspect.
dance? me?
bUt
i am hardly the expert on sUch matters.
never had the partner for it, really.
woUld yoU not prefer someone more qUalified? :U
no subject
*Dabs sweat drops from brow with a handkerchief due to making you uncomfortable*
What im trying to say is i dont mind if youre not a raging ballroom champ! I get the feeling roxy would tell me to drop it like its hot and shake her tusshy like its nobodies business and asking strider would be... well just plane awkward. Youre not a last choice by all means! Just a more dainty one if that makes sense?
no subject
Oh! erm.
bUt i am not Uncomfortable, not really!
actUally that soUnds like qUite the bit of fUn!
jUst.
oh bUgger.
i fear this will be more of an shared attempt by Us both, than any amoUnt of teaching on my part. ~u~
as long as yoU are not opposed to a cooperative ventUre in the land of *stUmbles and rhythm*, i woUld gladly join yoU.
day 250
ii am not u2ually one two 2ay thii2, becau2e ii tend two be one of tho2e people who ha2 a lot of trouble lettiing thiing2 go.
and ii would argue that iin mo2t ca2e2 beiing here doe2nt change much of anythiing, except that ii cant keep the people who de2erve two be dead permanently dead.
but iin thii2 ca2e, fuck that guy.
who care2, dont ju2t take that lyiing down.
APOLOGIES FOR THE TIMING, i've been meaning to send this for a while
youre in freyr right
[He doesn't actually have to ask, since he saw her bracelet, but whatever.]
Never apologize XD
yes, indeed i am!
ahaha, well i definitely have to apologize for what's coming
you wouldnt happen to know anyone with the drawing power would you
or have it yourself
no subject
i can't draw everything perfectly, jUst yet.
bUt i am cUrrently at the second highest tier.
is there something i can make for yoU? :U
no subject
ive been looking for something for a friend and i dont think im gonna luck out and find it in any shop
ill compensate you btw
so if you can do it im not gonna like
be some kind of cheap tool and cop out on you
no subject
what good woUld having these powers be, if i didn't Use them?
anything i can craft is jUst more practice for me, i say!
and we already discUssed that there woUld be no tool sales here, hee hee.
it is no bother, really.
i woUld be happy to make yoUr friend something.
no subject
ill continue to monitor the resident tools for any sales before slamming down the banhammer instituted at the decree of queen calliope
so
if youre sure
[He's going to gift her art supplies.]
im looking for a foam fetal mr t in a jar
i dont know if youve got a mr t equivalent in your pop cultural repertoire
but just in case you dont
i made a reference
here
[It's less shitty than usual because accuracy might be semi important. Maybe?]
haha omg Davesprite
that certainly is an UnUsUal reqUest! :U
something like this is for a nostalgic sort of valUe, i take it?
[It is odd, yes, but who is she to judge?]
i am not altogether familiar with this sort of character, no.
bUt i shoUld be able to manage, me thinks!
are the entire jar's content's comprised of foam?
or jUst the small man creatUre?
erm. is that what yoU call the mr. t?
yeah, i am. so sorry, haha
its sort of a long story thats too boring to really get into
so lets just say alchemiter hijinks were at play
but yup thats mr t
a foam fetal version of him anyway
the actual mr t was this huge ripped dude famous for pitying the fool
instead of chilling in a jar filled with formaldehyde
at least thats what i think it is
formaldehyde
but if thats too weird i figure you could make it foam or water too
its not like anyones ever gonna open it and find out
well ok the guy im giving it to might but theres nothing to preserve in plush puppet ass and for all i know the formaldehyde might denature it
although i guess water might do the same thing and the formaldehydes more authentic
so yeah formaldehyde if thats doable
Day 308 :: Voice
Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?